Click on picture to go to our online store. Never Trust a Woman with Lip Gloss on Her Shoe a Practically True Story, Your Honor…   In this hilarious look at her life so far, Janis Kristjanson recounts exhilarating adventures and high jinx with her Master Gabbing girlfriends in a collection of side-splitting stories, including the ones involving the San Francisco Police, Homeland Security, and the Royal Air Force.   The Funny Stuff   Absolutely, hands down, the worst date in the history of the world. How to make yourself memorable in a city as glamorous as Paris. Sky diving at the bowling alley. How to paint a car with nail polish and magic markers.   The Wonderment Finding Boston, the lost pet wolf, over the phone a thousand miles away. Pink carnation and red licorice. The Grandma Selma goodbye. Angelic, bell-like whisperings of the wise ones in my ear. Life shifting, skin beautifying vision.  The Icelandic formula.